Mother's Day Suggestion

SPIVE · May 1, 2003

Instead of sending Mother a traditional Mother's Day Card...send her a filled-out 10-Team "Parlay Card."

She'll appreciate the confirmation of knowing she raised a complete degenerate.

Fishhead · May 1, 2003

I would buy my Mother 25 lottery tickets and then take her to the horse track. Then I would have her sweat my POD that night while I drank a 12 pack of Budweiser.

BEANTOWNJIM · May 1, 2003

JEEZ STRUT I AM SURE YOU AND YOUR MOTHER WILL MOVE OUT OF THE TRAILOR PARK WHEN YOU HIT THE LOTTERY BUT UNTIL THEN JUST YOU AND YOUR MOMMY JUST CONTINUE TI DRINK BOOZE AND BET THE GAMES LIKE THE BUMS YOU ARE.IMAGINE SITTING AROUND THE TRAILOR WITH YOUR MOTHER AND WATCHING SPORTS MAN THIS IS WHAT SINGLE PARENTS DI I GUESS THEY LIVE OFF THE PUBLIC DOLE.GO OUT AN GET A JOB STRUT MAYBE YOUR SMART ENOUGH TO FLIP HAMBERGURERS AT BURGER KING NO I DONT THINK SO JUST CONTINUE TO HANG WITH YOUR MOMMA SMOKING AND GAMBLING ILL BET SHE IS REALLY PROUD OF YA